I’m not
normally prone to depression, but the hotels of Africa can be very depressing. I’ve
written about the experience before, so don’t want to be a bore, but what is
truly sad is that so much money goes into building them, but then . . .
nothing. Even in remote areas there are marble floors, elaborate ceilings,
fancy curtains, and up to the minute sanitary fittings.
I was
staying in one such hotel in Goma, only to have my guest experience dulled by
the fact that even though the bathroom sported the latest sanitary ware and
Hans Grohe taps (very expensive German ones) there was no seat (it had
obviously been broken by an earlier guest), neither the basin nor the bath had
a plug, and the curtains had pulled away from the hooks and were sagging
helplessly. In another one, in Bukavu, the opening to the en suite bathroom was
an inch narrower at the bottom than the top so naturally the door had no chance
of closing.
It’s a bit
similar when it comes to breakfast. We all know that supplies can be difficult,
but I’m not sure whether that’s the problem. One day bread, the next day none.
Once a week there’s margarine, and never butter. Pawpaws and melons grow like
weeds, but one day there’s fruit, the next day nothing.
Then I
realise what’s happening. The unfortunate staff are working on their own. They
get no support from the big boss who owns the place. Any expenditure has to be
justified to him or her in detail and only grudgingly paid after many days.
These are not doss houses: they charge between $75 and $100 a night. But that
doesn’t matter. Someone up there thinks that the establishment will run itself.
The total
absence of middle management has its impact on morale and performance. No one
checks up to see when the room has been cleaned or whether all the towels are
in place. No one checks to see whether the lights are working (many of them
aren’t). No one checks to see whether the little safe in the room is working.
Meanwhile
in the kitchen the cooks struggle to cook a menu they neither understand nor
like. The hotel in Goma had a five page menu which looked very impressive, but
the results bore no relation to the dish’s name. Goujonettes de Tilapia, which
should be small fish fingers in bread crumbs was a sloppy mess of fish and
mushrooms in white sauce. Pizza was some cheese, olives and ham on a sweet
pastry base. Escalope Viennoise looked like a Wiener Schnitzel, but was cooked
until it was rock hard.
Lack of
management is a problem, but there’s another one: that making repairs is
something that should be done tomorrow. I remember visiting a school in South
Africa where one classroom was out of use because it was used to store broken
wooden desks, cupboards and chairs. Any competent carpenter could have repaired
them with nothing more than some glue and a few nails in a matter of days.
For readers
who are squirming about this apparently racist labelling of Africa as being
incapable of good maintenance I need to point out that it is now a mantra among
Africans throughout the continent. “Why don’t we, or can’t we, maintain
things?”
In Ghana we
met a Ghanaian, who had spent time in the US and had come back to a senior
position to oversee the property portfolio of the national insurance fund
(SNIT). The hotel we were staying in was one of their properties. Near a palm
fringed beach in the tourist resort of Cape Coast. It was relatively new. We
were sitting outside and as he looked at the rotting timber fascia, at the
cracking and damp stained plaster, and a cracked window pane, and he said:
“What’s wrong with us? We Africans just screw everything up.”
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